WHYYYYYYYYY APPLE? WHYYYYYY? My IMac is a core 2 not a core 2 duo or I3 or I5 or I7 so I cannot upgrade to the new OS 10 LION. I am Bereft. Lost. Filled with unending woe. Now I must upgrade! WHYYYYYYYYYY

Your Shiny goodness will not be mine until I can shell out the shekels. Oh Apple you devilish temptress. I cannot resist your OS goodness. Damn you!! Damn you to HELLLLL.

Here kitty kitty kitty. Here kitty!!!! Kitty don’t ignore me. KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. meow? meow